Well done Patty, scoring 30 and beating the USA, aiiight. Now come here and give us a big hug, and tell the people how your success is all down to the coaching I gave you. Remember that game? It was that stadium with the purple seats, I know because it looks like nobody turned up. Can’t have been because of my boring style of coaching.
The World Cup starts in China next week, so this week, let’s talk international (that is, non-USA) players/teams.
How this works is I pose a number of questions, and collate everyone’s answers together here. Sounds easy, right?
At the round table today we have Dan Kelly (LAL), Luke Moharich (BKN), Jarrod Cotton (BOS), David Ashman (DEN), Troy Goostrey (IND) and Jesse Cotton (ATL).
Who is the greatest player Australia has produced, and who would be your All-Time Aussie starting 5?
Dan Kelly:
Andrew Gaze. Simmons no doubt will become that player, but let’s wait until he has played some more before dethroning Gaze. Honourable mentions to Chris Blakemore and Mike McKay.
Luke Moharich:
Chris Anstey, Tony Ronaldson or Tim Morrissey (I’m sure you thought about it Luke!)
Mills, Gaze, Simmons, Bradtke, Bogut.
Jarrod Cotton:
Andrew Bogut is the greatest Australian basketballer so far. He really, in my mind, has had individual achievements to go along with team success (NBA wise).
David Ashman:
Patty Mills, Joe Ingles, Ben Simmons, Andrew Bogut, Luc Longley
Troy Goostrey:
Jesse Cotton:
The best Australian player ever has to be Andrew Gaze. He is the Larry Bird of the NBL, looks slow and unathletic but beats you through basketball IQ and long distance shooting. Also, at 6-7, a lot taller than you think. Sure, he never cracked the NBA in his prime, and his defense left a lot to be desired, but the flip side is no import has come to the NBL and dominated the way he did.
All time 5:
PG – Patty Mills
SG – Andrew Gaze
SF – Joe Ingles
PF – Ben Simmons
C – Andrew Bogut
A weird team, where the PF and C are probably the two best passers. Ingles the last guy selected over names like Longley, Delly, Bradtke and Baynes. I just reckon he’s had a great career in Australia, Europe and the NBA, and makes the most out of his skillset.
Also, I could never vote for Bradtke. Especially so as the first paragraph of his wiki page states “As well as his outstanding play, Bradtke was known in the early part of his NBL career for his mullet haircut”
Who is the best non-USA player to play for your NBA team, based on their career with your team?
Dan Kelly:
I’ve got to go with Paul Gasol for this, kept the dream alive post Shaq era…and Jesse, to think he could have been a Hawk! Honourable mention to Rick Fox (Canadian). I technically could claim Steve Nash, but fair to say his best work was done outside of Staples
Luke Moharich:
Drazen Petrovic
Jarrod Cotton:
Dino Radja for me. He was a key cog for Boston in the post Larry era. 1995/96 regular season was his Celtics peak, close to 20/10 guy at power forward (19.7/9.8). Dino! (Said in a Tommy Heinsohn voice).
David Ashman:
Nikola Jokic (Serbia). A future MVP and a triple double machine at centre. Slightly better than Nikoloz Tskitishvili
Troy Goostrey:
Jesse Cotton:
It’s really down to two – Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo or Alfred Joel Horford Reynoso.
I am going to go with Al Horford due to him playing 9 seasons with the Hawks, as opposed to Mutombo’s 4.5, and being the dependable rock which made each of those 9 seasons successful with playoff appearances in each one. Also he is a much more well rounded player, being good on defense, a good passer and a good shooter. Not as good of a finger waver though.
In a hypothetical tournament of each countries’ All-Time squads, who is getting the silver medal behind the USA?
Dan Kelly:
Thinking about most of the more popular countries, there are a lot they have 3 to 4 really decent players…so unless I am missing a country, Australia would have to go close. Spain would have the Gasols to build around, ze Germans with Dirk and co….
Luke Moharich:
Spain or Yugoslavia if thats allowed
Jarrod Cotton:
C.C.C.P. – the old Soviet Union?? I love the thought of a prime Arvydas Sabonis (re: previous post).
David Ashman:
It would have to be like a Croatia or Serbia with maybe Spain up there as well. It’s a hard one that question but I believe those countries have had some good teams over the years so I would have to go with one of them based on their past players. I reckon France would be up there as well but have to go with one of the Eastern Block countries in the end. There you go, a simple as a Toni “The Waiter” Kukoc pass.
Troy Goostrey:
Jesse Cotton:
The group of 8 and their projected lineups would be 1st USA, and:
8th Lithuania (all bigs, with Marciulionis not passing to any of them)
PG – Sarunas Marciulionis
SG – Rimas Kurtinaitis (for you Luke)
SF – Donatas Motiejunas
PF – Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Domantas Sabonis
C – Arvydas Sabonis, Jonas Valanciunas
7th Germany
PG – Dennis Schroder, Isaac Bonga
SG – Uwe Blab (okay he’s a big white stiff C but who cares!)
SF – Detlef Schrempf, Paul Zipser
PF – Dirk Nowitzki, Maxi Kleber
C – Chris Kaman, Shawn Bradley
6th Croatia (not a lot of defense here!)
PG – Zoran Planinic, Mario Hezonja
SG – Drazen Petrovic, Bojan Bogdanovic
SF – Toni Kukoc, Gordon Giricek
PF – Dario Saric, Dragan Bender
C – Dino Radja, Ivica Zubac
5th Serbia (great team, apart from the lack of a PG. Also, basically the Sacramento Kings)
PG – Milos Teodosic
SG – Peja Stojakovic, Sasha Danilovic
SF – Bogdan Bogdanovic, Nemanja Bjelica
PF – Nikola Jokic, Darko Milicic
C – Vlade Divac, Boban Marjanovic
4th Canada (deep team, but lacking star power outside of Nash)
PG – Steve Nash, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
SG – Jamal Murray, Cory Joseph
SF – Andrew Wiggins, Rick Fox
PF – Tristan Thompson, Kelly Olynyk
C – Samuel Dalembert, Jamaal Magloire
3rd Spain (Gasols nearly get them there, but being too weak in the SG/SF positions let them down)
PG – Ricky Rubio, Jose Calderon
SG – Rudy Fernandez, Alex Abrines
SF – Juan Hernangomez, Nikola Mirotic
PF – Pau Gasol, Serge Ibaka
C – Marc Gasol, Willy Hernangomez
2nd France (2 perennial all-stars in Parker and Gobert, with great role players and depth)
PG – Tony Parker, Frankie Smokes
SG – Evan Fournier, Mickael Pietrus
SF – Nicolas Batum, Tariq Abdul-Wahad
PF – Boris Diaw, Ronny Turiaf
C – Rudy Gobert, Joakim Noah