So this week we’re talking about the 2010-2019 decade. What was I doing all decade? That’s right, coaching in China. Still yelling at my players. Still being the man, even though my assistant coach often gets in the foreground of… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 11
Welcome to the trailer of Steve Guttenburg’s new movie, where he gets teleported onto a basketball court, and just stands there like a statue of a stunned mullet. Oh wait, that’s me! Today we’re talking about hypotheticals, like the time… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 10
Well done Patty, scoring 30 and beating the USA, aiiight. Now come here and give us a big hug, and tell the people how your success is all down to the coaching I gave you. Remember that game? It was… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 9
Clappity clap clap clap. Hoo-bloody-ray. We’re officially in the offseason now, and Goorjian applauds a lot of the moves made. While some are a legitimate clap, others are a bit more sarcastic. So this round we discuss the offseason just… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 8
I’ve seen Monkey Magic. I know how this works. I just blow my fingers like this, and the magic pink cloud comes and then I float away. Speaking of floating away, not many NBA players get to leave on their… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 7
Right fellas, here’s the plan. I’m gonna smile at Andersen and then when he’s looking deep into my hypnotic eyes, I’m gonna clock him one in the chin.I went out and bought a #13 Rockets jersey, thinking it was a… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 6
Sometimes I don’t know if I’m looking at Brian Goorjian or if I’m looking at Al Bundy. Looks can be deceiving. Derrrrr no Peg. The same goes for the NBA, sometimes teams you thought were going to be Goorjian turn… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 5
Here we go again, with Goorjian showing his pose when the final siren went at the SANFL Grand Final. This week the questions were a little more vague, but that means we have a lot of differing answers which is… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 4
I’m too lazy to come up with a theme this time around. Lazy like an unshaven Goorjian who has just dropped his carton of Big M. But I thought I’d put some questions in relating to the teams we each… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – Round 3
Welcome to Round 2 of Questions, Goorjian. I wanted to keep this more about current NBA events, but at this point of the offseason I didn’t think anyone would be that interested in which team was going to sign Kyle… Read More »Questions, Goorjian – The G.O.A.T.
