Questions Goorjian

So this week we’re talking about the 2010-2019 decade. What was I doing all decade? That’s right, coaching in China. Still yelling at my players. Still being the man, even…

Welcome to the trailer of Steve Guttenburg’s new movie, where he gets teleported onto a basketball court, and just stands there like a statue of a stunned mullet. Oh wait,…

Well done Patty, scoring 30 and beating the USA, aiiight. Now come here and give us a big hug, and tell the people how your success is all down to…

Clappity clap clap clap. Hoo-bloody-ray.  We’re officially in the offseason now, and Goorjian applauds a lot of the moves made. While some are a legitimate clap, others are a bit…

I’ve seen Monkey Magic. I know how this works. I just blow my fingers like this, and the magic pink cloud comes and then I float away. Speaking of floating…

Right fellas, here’s the plan. I’m gonna smile at Andersen and then when he’s looking deep into my hypnotic eyes, I’m gonna clock him one in the chin.I went out…

Sometimes I don’t know if I’m looking at Brian Goorjian or if I’m looking at Al Bundy. Looks can be deceiving. Derrrrr no Peg. The same goes for the NBA,…

Here we go again, with Goorjian showing his pose when the final siren went at the SANFL Grand Final. This week the questions were a little more vague, but that…

I’m too lazy to come up with a theme this time around. Lazy like an unshaven Goorjian who has just dropped his carton of Big M. But I thought I’d…